First I Drink the Coffee then I do the Things Meme

Sale price $19.99 Regular price $39.98

---and only then I can do the things

Because this engine runs on caffeine. Doesn't yours. too?

Yes? Well, then, buy this t-shirt and say it to the world.

FREE SHIPPING within the US!

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

Good to Know:

  • Our t-shirts are 100% cotton (yesss!)
  • They come with a tear-away label (for your comfort)
  • They run true to size (perfect!)
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Sleeve length, in 7.2 7.8 8.2 8.7 9.3 9.8 10.2 10.8

 

Other techy details:

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit

Shipping Tip:

As we create each t-shirt for you individually when you order it, please allow 2-7 business days for us to make and ship it to you (or the caffeine enthusiast in your life)